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Suburbia

Examples of Suburbia:
Sunbelt cities like Altanta or Houston or any modern suburb build around the car.
by SgtZN November 2, 2008
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The biggest waste of land on Earth. Low density residential areas, zoned so that the only way you can get to a commercial area is by motor vehicle. Also zoned so that the only direction the house can be added onto is towards the back (never mind the fact that most suburban houses sit far from the street.) The back yard is often devoted to a swimming pool, dog run, deck, patio, football field, baseball diamond, or other means of degrading the land's productivity.
Usually covered in ranch houses, many built on concrete slabs (permanently rendering the land they sit on useless) and almost always landscaped using the builder's special, the adjoining wooded areas have often been removed after bored teenagers get caught going there to drink beer and smoke pot. Strip malls are the most common commercial establishments, followed by big box retailers such as Wal-Mart and then mega malls.
Suburbia can be located within a central city (depending on what is encompased within it's boundaries) or some other part of a metropolitan area.
I cant wait till the oil crash
suburbia will be seen as the sorry mistake it's always been.
Most of the ranch houses and patio homes will be reused as livestock pens.
by MiskatonicJack2 April 1, 2007
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See Suburbs/Suburb
Contrast Country/City

Sub-urbia. The key word here is SUB. It is SUB par to living in the actual city. It is a dreary existance of living right beside a house exactly like yours, for cheap. Sure, living in an apartment isn't all that better, but hey, at least Downtown isn't a boring mindless existance on a day by day basis.

An evil massive sprawl created after the second world war to compensate veterans that many people found attractive until they realized it was too late, but after buying too many appliances and object could no longer afford to return to the city.

A lame excuse for a city.

A reason people should move to the country.
Missisaugua, a MASSIVE Suburbian region directly beside Toronto, with the lamest "Downtown" the worst "Transit" and only a single nice green place. Other then that it's a paved paradise with cookie-cutter houses. Worse than the city.
by Niall Sketchy October 30, 2004
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Suburbian rich kid

One who lives in suburbia, and is rich, they can afford anything they damn please, but are often sheltered and unintelligent. They do not appreciate what they get because they know they can get another toy whenever they please. See dumbass or asshole
Damn, kevin is a fucking suburbian rich kid!
by Jamesfont August 7, 2005
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where they cut down all the trees, and then name streets after them.
Suburbia is cool if your the blackest white girl...ever.
by lalapickle April 26, 2007
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Suburbian

The supposed "Picture perfect American family." Usually a 9 to 5 father, with a stay at home mother, with a talkitive drama queen daughter, and a football jocky/baseball player son. Have smiles plastered to their face.
Mandy(suburbian1): "Gee, billy, what can we do today!"
Billy(Suburbian2):"Let's try to cheer up that dark depressed goth kid! He'll enjoy it!"
"Goth kid"(poser):"Leave me alone, im conjuring the dead."
by Wigga-squeezer October 15, 2003
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