get stuffed

A phrase originating in Britain/Australia, frequently used in BBC comedies. (Some good examples of shows where this phrase is used frequently are Little Britain, Red Dwarf, and The Mighty Boosh.) Depending on the severity with which one utters the phrase it can mean one of four things;
1. Be quiet
2. Go Away
3. Go fuck yourself
4. All of the above

An excellent substitute for the phrase 'go fuck yourself' if you are in the company of small impressionable children, the elderly, or any other wanker who is offended by swearing.

Howard: Hi, I'm Howard Moon, and this is my apprentice Vince Noir.
Vince: Apprentice?? Get stuffed, you're MY apprentice.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 29, 2014

Can't be stuffed

Aussie slang for not wanting to do anything, or not having motivation to do anything. Similar to the term "Can't be fucked"

"Mate, I really can't be stuffed doing anything tonight."

by aussieguy September 19, 2009

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Stuffed Turtle

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.

I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!

by roboatse January 16, 2011

stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.

It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Soulless Stuffed Animal

The act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.

Ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.

soulless stuffed animal:
"dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?"
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"I think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts..."
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"Do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams..."
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"yes..."

by Stuffed Animal Gag Order December 4, 2010

Can Stuffer

The best job in the world.

Meanwhile, packing cans travel to a workstation to be filled by some of the most decorated and celebrated members of the workforce, the can stuffers.

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 30, 2019