Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by Mark November 23, 2003

detroit stinkhole

when a guy is fucking a woman in the ass and he urinates in her ass.

I gave a detroit stinkhole to deb. Since Detroit sucks, its a stinkhole.

by cra October 2, 2006

sunhole

A vagaina that is hot to the touch

Person 1: I'm gonna fuck Selena Gomez

Person 2: Watch out I here she has a sunhole

by Mrface2 October 21, 2018

Stinkhole de Mayo

Filling a girl’s stink hole with Mayo.. on May 5th

Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?

Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.

SB: ……wtf you do this time

BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!

SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

Skunthole

an individual so full of themselves and so full of skunt that they collapse into themselves, creating a hole of the "skunt" variety

Shemar is such a skunthole that he thinks he's smart for not using abbreviated terms

by fronklin August 21, 2019

stinkholeia

it is (was) a planet located somewhere in the deep reaches of space. it is a play on the words stink hole leeah. the humans with the slinkiest butts were born there and it was blown up from stink, all survivors were transferred to earth.

person 1: you smell so bad you must of came from stinkholeia! person 2: naw i think YOU are the one from stinkholeia hell your probbaly the one that blew it up?

by Soul of Ight May 18, 2021