stonefish

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.

A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.

by jass October 16, 2006

studfish

An ugly girl befriended by a beautiful girl, to make the beautiful girl seem even more beautiful in comparison.

"That girl is so freakin' hot, she doesn't even need a studfish!"

by Mike DePue December 26, 2005

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

stupefyshelby

Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy enthusiast. Her fake blonde hair is featured in all of her videos is a constant statement to her personality. Her tiktok username is stupefyshelby. Her slytherin roots help with her love of the color green. But you know what is better than the color green? Shelby's sister. Shelby's sister is immaculate, and most likely better than you.

"Do you know shelly grass?"
"Who?"
"Oh, StupefyShelby, the bleached blonde tiktok transitioner/dancer/slay queen"
"Ah her!"

by dobbyslefttoesock April 1, 2022

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009