strump

From the Shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prostitute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. Typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more STDs.

Forsooth, young Tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.

by Annie Nomous September 7, 2007

Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective

"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."

by DerekT December 24, 2008

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

STRUMPETS

Hoes Hookers Sluts Hoodrats... a group of girls who constantly willing to jump on dick

Shes just another one of them strumpets

by BabYGuRLNPToWN September 15, 2008

strumpet

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

strumpet

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

Strumph

Describing something with a lot power and precision.

Man he hit that ball with a lot of strumph! Or I like George St. Pierre because he hits with strumph.

by JC Show August 22, 2011