Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Beef strumming

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011

joe strummer

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."

-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.

by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

strum guard

a strip of towel wrapped around the wrist of one's "strum"-minging hand, secured by gaffer tape, and is used to "guard" against abrasions when playing guitar. invented by joe strummer (born: john graham mellor) due to his furious playing style.

joe strummer never plays his telecaster without his strum guard.

by normers January 12, 2006

strumming the clamjo

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

Struan

Scottish name. The most loveable guy you know. He is funny, charming and always up for a challenge. He has the most amazing body! He is the type of guy that gives you butterflies whenever you see him. He has a cute, cheeky smile. He can be a bit of a dick at times but his negatives are easily outweighed by his positives. He cares more than you think and has a good heart. You don't ever want to lose him whether he is a friend or something more.

Person1 "So, do you like Struan?"
Person2"Well what's not to like?"

by Lillypad June 26, 2012

Stramango

A mix between strawberries and mangos

"Did you ever try that weird fruit, stramango?"

by Leeeesey March 10, 2009