beef strokemeoff

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

by Pedro2010 July 22, 2007

comfort stroke

A kindly caress or pat on the back between friends or acquaintances intended to relax the recipient. It is most often employed to soothe emotions of frustration or worry. Though usually isolated from other physical contact and devoid of lascivious intent, the comfort stroke may sometimes form the beginning of a more sensuous college massage.

Christina: "Damn it, I can't believe that jerk ditched me for Yvonne!"
Blake: "Wow... Calm yourself. Here -" <Gives her a quick comfort stroke.> "Just take it easy, okay?"
Christina: "Boy did I need that comfort stroke. Now I can plan my revenge with a clear mind."
Blake: "Any time."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.

Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!

by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017

Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.

He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.

by rocketman January 30, 2005