82 strokes

the most badass and epic point in your life you could possibly ever reach....EVER! only few have ever made it to this point and lived to tell the tale....if you dont have 82 strokes.....then YO ASS AINT GOT 82 STROKES!

mr scotty: do your work now! chris: nah we straight....we got 82 STROKES!

by who wants to know!!!! March 21, 2012

All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

by Captain Cabernet March 8, 2013

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

The Strokes

One of the best band ever.
5 boys,very talented and very...hot and cool

the Strokes?they are so talented and gorgeous,they rock!

by Psychee September 25, 2003

different strokes for different folks

everyone has their own outlook on life

Do what you want. Different strokes for different folks.

by Light Joker March 4, 2006

family strokes

A very inappropriate but nice song by MC Virgins (ft. MaxiPad)

Like Family Strokes I can’t believe that this is happening.

by Ex0tic.- November 5, 2020

the strokes

THE greatest band that has ever been around.
Formed in 1998 this rock band consists of 5 amazing men;
Julian Casablancas (vocals)
Fabrizio Moretti (drums)
Nikolai Fraiture (bass)
Nick Valensi (guitar)
Albert Hammond Jr. (guitar)
So far they have made 3 albums;
Room on fire
Is this it
First impressions of earth

they are a great band with a hot lead singer, who is unfortunatly, married to Juliet Joslin the bands assistant manager.

Seeing the strokes live was the greatest day of my life. They are even better looking up close.

by chelseyy; January 3, 2008