stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Strobin’ Hobos

The acting of putting a strobe light in the eyes of homeless persons while asking him to leave your property.

Hey Jack, sorry I missed your call. I was strobin’ hobos in my yard so they won’t steal my goats.

by StrobinHobos77 May 9, 2018

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Strobin

1. A term describing something that was completely crazy or out of hand. Something that was utterly awesome.

2. The act of turning a flash light on and off quick enough while shining it at a person so that they think it is a strobe light.

Man that concert last night was strobin with all the hot girls there.

We are about to go strobin on some complete strangers.

by Zaz115 October 8, 2008

Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.

Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.

by PH Hammer March 31, 2011