Seatbelt Strangle

A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.

Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.

passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.

by TherealWaldo May 27, 2009

frog strangler

noun, an exceedingly large rain storm, a torrential downpour, greater than simply "raining cats and dogs," a rain event marked by even adept amphibians drowning.

Were you in New Orleans for that frog strangler that hit last year?

by Paul Burnham February 7, 2007

Strangelove

If you are a "Strangelove" you are at peace the fact that mankind will eventually destroy itself (most likely via nuclear war). You don't doubt or fear the fact that the end is near. You actually embrace it as the natural outcome of innate human folly. You "love" the irony of the fact that the same "strange" bellicose flaw within humanity, the one which makes them fascinating and unique, is the same flaw which will eventually destroy them. You are dauntless and unflinching.

In short you have accepted the inevitable justice of Armageddon.

"Strangelove" is taken from the movie “Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

Mike: “They just said on CNN that an asteroid might destroy the Earth next month!”

Stanley: “Good.”

Mike: “Well alrighty then.... Strangelove!”

by Stanleythemanly March 30, 2008

stranglebation

the act of masturbating while cutting off air suppy to one's neck by means of a foreign object such as a cord or bathrobe tie.

i came so hard while stranglebating yesterday, i almost passed out!

by emily walford February 14, 2005

The Strangler

1)A mythical serial killer from Glasweigan folklore. Supposedly the Strangler was once called was a six feet tall imposing figure better known as who was quite fond of an ancient scottish bru known as 'The swally'. According to folklore The Strangler was quite fond of gripping a mates neck during copulation , which he denies was intentional. He was frequently known for stalking his prey into houses then being locked out and sleeping in the pishing rain for two hours. He was once rumored to have even inflicted some pishing rain upon himself. He also betrayed his whole city and refused point blank to give up the swally , resulting in everyone dying.

'ir you the strangler'

by mountvernontechnoforce August 31, 2013

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.

I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.

by DudeWhat January 7, 2010