A straight white male 

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

A straight white male by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee 

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee by booty42069 April 24, 2018

cis straight christian white men 

he invented pretty much everything good and bad

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.

cis straight christian white men by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022

Straight Cis White Male 

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

Straight Cis White Male by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Straight Cis White Male 

World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.

Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!

Straight Cis White Male by DJNezinu March 6, 2021

white conservative straight christian males 

Public enemy #1.

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males

white conservative straight christian males by Rev Sharpton August 16, 2023

straight_whiite_man 

An Amazing person!

Person 1: Have you heard of straight_whiite_man?
Person 2: no, who is it?
Person 1: a really cool person on tiktok!

-your mutual <3

straight_whiite_man by bosmessyburrito September 5, 2021