straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Straight Gay Bestfriend

It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other

Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!

by Jra02 July 8, 2019

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

straight gay male

A man often married(to a woman) or has a girlfriend and has sex with men.

Gene is such a dawg, he's only been married to Dawn for three months but he's already on the downlow with his bois. Well that's because he thinks of himself as a straight gay male.

by [e-mail] April 24, 2007

Straight-gay female

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered woman who dates human beings who identify as men.

“I’m taking this straight-gay female on a date today! I’m excited!” Tommy stated to his friends as he got his hair cut.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.

That ship is such a straight gay couple.

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020