Stool Time

(Noun.) Activity.
Time spent passing along stool, while seated on the stool.

Hey what's your plans for today? ooo nothing just Stool time
What's they most enjoyable part of the day? Stool time
A complete day is one which includes, in part, some stool time.

by shidd3 March 31, 2019

Stool Buddy

A person who enters a public restroom with the specific intent to occupy and execute the 2nd bodily function, directly adjacent to another person, when there are clearly numerous stalls of separation.

Everybody wants a buddy, but nobody wants a "stool buddy".

A "stool buddy" has the least regard for restroom protocol.

by Boo-HV-TX-1 November 18, 2013

stool pigeon

A stool pigeon is a person who might be a criminal or a spy sent in by the police to act as an informant.

"Hey keep your mouths shut around this new prisoner; he might be a stool pigeon!"

by azn_dude May 29, 2016

stool stamp

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.

When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.

by Doobie December 19, 2015

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.

{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/

by Telephony December 30, 2014

Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008