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i-stooge

a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.
"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"
by chrisee t March 7, 2012
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stooge

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.
I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.
by Bogrimm May 26, 2017
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Soodge

Someone who is fat and also named something that starts with an S. You call them Soodge as the double O signifies their large weight.
Person 1: Yo Soodge how ya doin?
Soodge: Great man I just found out Mickey D's is offering bigmacs for 12 cents if you weigh more than 600
Person 1: That stuff isn't health you gotta stop eating it
Soodge: NO I LOVE GAINING WEIGHT

Soodge: IF YOUR NOT EATING YOUR NOT DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE
by PoggersWords May 31, 2022
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The Stooges

Considered the godfathers of punk, the Stooges pioneered a raw unabashed sound that would be later catogorized as proto-Punk, punk, and punk rock.

Fronted by the infamous Iggy Pop and original backed by the underappreciated talents of guitarist Ron Asheton, Drummer Scott Asheton, and Bassist Dave Alexander. The Stooges were original found by an Elektra spokesman who was on location to sign the MC5. The Stooges opened for them that night and (with the support of the MC5) also got a contract with Elektra. After their self-titled release (1969) and the followup Fun House (1970) Elektra droped the Stooges for lack of record sales.

In 1972 Iggy meet David Bowie who then had them signed to Columbia. The lineup changed to include James Williamson on guitar with Ron Asheton takeing over Bass, and Scott Asheton remaining on drums. In 1973 Raw Power was released to the traditional lack of sales ending the Stooges for good. Iggy Pop continued working with David Bowie to make solo recordings but none matched the raw energy present on the Stooges' records.

In 2003 Iggy Pop reunited Ron and Scott Asheton for a few songs on his album Skull Ring and a subsequent tour.
by levicom July 29, 2005
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Spoodge

1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness
(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.
by ricardo london August 27, 2003
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three stooges

When you slap a woman's breasts like Moe slaps Larry and Curly. A swipe from the side, hitting one boob then the other. Then back the other way. Then tapping the top quickly while saying "Woopwoopwoop" with an optional "Why I oughta".
Tyler was so much fun in bed last night. He gave me the three stooges until my nipples were rock-hard and then fucked me to multiple orgasms.
by Senator Daschle January 25, 2010
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The Stooges

Kickass proto punk band. Jello Biafra refers to them as one of his influences when first getting into punk rock.
by Klause May 6, 2005
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