stonk

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

stonk

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

by anthonysagira September 28, 2019

Stonk

(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.

Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.

by The Cactus January 9, 2009

stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

stonk

To get a boner when excited by fat girls

"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"

"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"

by Will Yea October 3, 2007

stonk

What you do to a stank.

I stonked her stank all night long.

by stonkinator April 14, 2003

Stonk

a word either used to describe a good deal of amazing marijuana or some smelly chronic.

"woah thats some stonkin' green"

by awakeandbaked February 16, 2009