bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

stole my clout

Someone has done something to take your power and fame away

“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?

by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018

Stolen moments

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.

Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments

by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Got Stole

To get hit. To get suckerpunched SO QUICKLY that you can't react to counter or duck.

"Ooh, that boy straight got stole!"

by Reggie June 24, 2004

Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

stole

To punch someone in the face

I stole him after when he started talking trash about mi mama.

by Jazz December 27, 2002

stolegrown

Stolegrown is a portmanteau of Stolen and Homegrown, stolegrown is homegrown (amateur porn or nude pics/vidz) which has been found and posted on the net but does not belong to the original poster.

created by clayizaiken of BGOL

"Hey I just posted some nude pix of this chick that was sent to me by my homeboy, he fucked her last week"

"Gotta love that stolegrown!"

by clayizaiken May 23, 2008