Storey

A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.

-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!

by M.L.J October 19, 2016

Stoney

A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨

🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.

"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

by beepdeeplittlepeep2 January 14, 2014

Dalmatian Story

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

Mari Story

A story told that has no real point to it yet lasts forever

Wow that was such a Mari Story

by Marilovesben October 10, 2010

Bubba Story

A story that falls into one or all of these categories.

1. Has no point at all.
2. Is extremely long and filled with random details that don't have any point to the story.
3. Is about something very boring.

Bubba Story

Bubba: "So this one time I looked out the window in English class and saw it was snowing so I said it was snowing, but Mrs. Spear said it wasn't."

Jethro: "Awesome story Bubba."

Bubba: "SHE DID!"

by Joe McCrow August 17, 2010

Sob Story

When a contestant on a competition show (e.g. X factor) tells the audience a sad story of their past in order to gain attention and sympathy votes.

"She wouldn't have gotten through to the finals if it weren't for her sob story"

by eboniz March 6, 2018