Shitty city in California. South side is full of gang bangers and homeless drug addicts. East side has all the white trash and the mexican immigrants, and the west and the north side have the only decent people in the whole city who actually are doing something with there lives.
Stockton is a ying yang town. It has some of the worst people you will ever meet, but it also has some of the greatest people you will ever meet so don't judge!
by Lovelyme October 22, 2008
Get the Stocktonmug. To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!
I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
by Kate, Joe, and Kyle November 4, 2007
Get the Stocktonmug. A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
Often gets friendzoned.
by Stockton_McEpic March 13, 2013
Get the Stocktonmug. the baddest ass city in california
we will blow your mind in seconds. cool people from scene to gangsta! if you live on the south side THATS WHERE ITS AT! north you got the mall south you got the movie theater
damn its awesome.
we have the coolest black people
ghettoest white people
smartest asians
sexiest mexicans
we all watch things like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 2
we like to dance and have fun
aint no party like a stockton party!
we will blow your mind in seconds. cool people from scene to gangsta! if you live on the south side THATS WHERE ITS AT! north you got the mall south you got the movie theater
damn its awesome.
we have the coolest black people
ghettoest white people
smartest asians
sexiest mexicans
we all watch things like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 2
we like to dance and have fun
aint no party like a stockton party!
Scene girl 1: Damn where we headed?
Scene girl 2: NORTH SIDE MALL BETCH!
Scene guy 1: Oh yeah *puts on his coolest shoes
Gangsta guy: Oh yeah scene kids lets roll muthafuckas
Scene girl 2: YAH WE FROM STOCKTON CALIFORNIA
IN THEE sexy 209
Scene girl 2: NORTH SIDE MALL BETCH!
Scene guy 1: Oh yeah *puts on his coolest shoes
Gangsta guy: Oh yeah scene kids lets roll muthafuckas
Scene girl 2: YAH WE FROM STOCKTON CALIFORNIA
IN THEE sexy 209
by SceneBettyWhitex March 23, 2011
Get the stocktonmug. The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine
*209* on mine
by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004
Get the STOCKTONEmug. A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 23, 2011
Get the Stocktonmug. A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
by Katlyn jose foster March 31, 2019
Get the Stocktonmug.