stock

The epitomy of awesomeness. Can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.

Jason: Dude let's go play FIFA at johns house after school!

David: Stock! Don't even have to ask dude.

by Joe Lethal June 24, 2009

Stock

A substitute for any curse that will be filtered at the ESPN POKER Club

Shut the Stock up! What the Stock?

by MADC1 January 14, 2006

Stock

Means having a stash of alcohol or marijuana.

Hey man, you got some stock?

by Steen November 12, 2004

stock

A full erection.

Look bitch, I got stock! Jump on!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

Stocks

Awesome family, they have lots of animals in there house and are a loving home, they are like your home away from home and will always help in some way. They may not have alot of money at times but they always get through it.

Random person "I need a place to stay "

Stocks family " come on in we will take care of you"

by Mystery dhssjus November 4, 2019

Stocking

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.

Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!

by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

stock

(As in to stock a girl) Stick your foot up her sex-hole.

My kinkiest fantasy is to have a guy stock me.

by Liz May 31, 2004