stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

Stitch

Stitch is a blend word of "Stupid" & "Bitch".

Kimberly!!! you stitch!!!

by notsmallz August 15, 2018

Stitch

A very lovable and friendly alien creature who steals the heart of everyone he touches.

I love you Stitch!

by bob so December 5, 2016

stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.

Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004

stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006