stitch

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch

In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.

by zachary March 13, 2005

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

Stitch

Stitch is a blend word of "Stupid" & "Bitch".

Kimberly!!! you stitch!!!

by notsmallz August 15, 2018

Stitch

A very lovable and friendly alien creature who steals the heart of everyone he touches.

I love you Stitch!

by bob so December 5, 2016

stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.

Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004