Stiles Stilinski

Perfect , sarcastic careing guy who would do anything for u . We stan him in teen wolf and watch it 100 times because of him ;)

We all need a stiles in our life

Stiles Stilinski is the most sarcastic and funny man

by lo-ki dead inside January 4, 2021

Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

Stifler's Mom

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.

Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

by Steve Stifler The Stifmeister August 12, 2012

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

stuplexia

Meaning some people suffer from this new found condition, which everyday stupid people just pretend to act intelligent but only they believe it and no one else can!

Stuplexia: Pretending they know it all. Becoming unstuck in situations beyond there capabilities. Example of using dyslexia as an excuse for lack of stupidness.

by DaTruth40 December 22, 2013

Sniple

The ultra-rare instance of sneezing three times in a row

sneeze, sneeeze, sneeeeze "God Bless you God Bless you God Bless you, damn i was getting sick of saying that"
it was a total sniple

by Grungebaby92 September 9, 2009

Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010