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The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.
The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."
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Character Induced Stupidity

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb.
Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Standard CBR fights do not exempt the contestants from CIS.
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Stupiditarded

A term first coined by The Distressed Watcher (A.K.A The amazing Atheist) to describe the glitter skin transformation of a vampire in direct sunlight while reviewing the movie Twilight. It blends the words "Stupidity" and "Retarded" into a stronger negative adjective.
Carlos Mencia's attempts at comedy are Stupiditarded, if not an abomination.
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stupidity lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.
you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.
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Stupiditis

An infection caused by a borderline retarded human saying something so fucking stupid it destroys the laws of disease and infects you with his own stupidity. It also makes your balls smell like damp cardboard
What you just said gave me stupiditis you absolute goober
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Stupidity

N. A very common and largely ignored affliction. Approximately 97% of all people suffer from it. They can be split into two fairly equal halves: Democrats and Republicans.
"Stupidity rules this world by sheer force of numbers"
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stupidity

Stupidity is knowing better but doing something anyways. Not to be confused with ignorance.
Smoking crack ruins lives...people do it anyways. A fine example of stupidity.
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