1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
by An-Asshole-;) December 5, 2022
Get the Microwave Sting mug.A game of ping pong where after every point that is scored, the scorer hits a ping pong ball as hard as they can at thier opponent's exposed chest or stomach. Well placed balls land on sensitive areas such as the nipples and may leave red or brown circles for a few days. A great way to get some use out of your old ping pong table, flex your masculinity or settle disputes!
ANDREW: Dude, New Hope was a gazillion times better than Empire Strikes Back.
ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.
ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.
ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
by Gnyqu November 7, 2006
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A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
by HMB October 21, 2006
Get the police sting mug.Warm lips, cool tongue. The Singapore Sting involves multi-tasking, by giving a blow job while keeping a strong breath mint, like an Altoid, in the corner of your mouth.
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
The receiver experiences a zen-like sensation, a yin and yang of sorts, as the warm lips of the giver contrasts with the strong, cooling, prickly feel of the mint. Hot and cold, suck on it then suck it off.
The Singapore Sting derives it's name from one of the world's most famous beverages, The Singapore Sling, coined at the internationally renowned Raffles Hotel in Singapore and enjoyed by celebrities and world-figures year round.
The act itself is based on a technique known popularly as the "air-con" and used by prostitutes in Singapore's red light districts.
Cheers to the Singapore Sting!
"Yo, Paul, it's a freaking hot and humid in Singapore today. Let's have a drink at the Long Bar at the Raffles and cool off with a Singapore Sling."
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
"No thanks Jeff, I'm going to head on down to Geylang and get my balls and dick cooled off with a Singapore Sting instead. Later!"
by sugarkane11 December 15, 2011
Get the Singapore Sting mug.If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.
by 9A Slang March 11, 2009
Get the Piss Sting mug.someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
Get the pee sting mug.The biggest paycheck you can get at your own workplace. Nobody is allowed to make more money than that.
It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)
When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.
This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.
"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
It refers to 80's and 90's WCW Wrestling star "Sting" (aka Steve Borden)
Sting was known as the highest paid employee at WCW (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING)
When former WWE wrestlers would seek employment with WCW. They would lie and tell the other members of the WWE locker room that they were getting "Sting Money" for quitting Vince McMahon's company and jumping to Ted Turner's company.
This was a tactic used to get people gossipping, in order to recieve a bigger Counter money offer from McMahon by falsely-inflating the amount of money.
"Sting Money" is alleged to be $750,000 per year by former WCW Executive Vice President. Eric Bischoff
Scott Hall: "Hey yo Kev...you should give your notice today. Ted Turner is offering me STING MONEY to leave New York to go wrestle in Atlanta"
Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
Kevin Nash: "STING MONEY?! WOW! Even Ric Flair doesn't get paid STING MONEY!"
by rdu3 June 1, 2018
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