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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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rim stinger

A burning or stinging sensation in or around the rectum after a bowel movement or movements usually caused by ingesting spicy foods or PBR. Commonly affects college students and hairstylists at innnapropriate times.
Thomas: Hey you guys wheres Kim?
Stacey: Oh, she went home early, that last trip to the bathroom left her with a wicked rim stinger.
Thomas: Did she eat something spicy?
Stacey: I think she had some queso and some PBR.
Thomas: She was asking for it!
by tommyboy613 May 19, 2007
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Chlorine Stinger

The act of having anal sex in a chlorine treated swimming pool. The chlorine levels should be high enough to leave a nice burning sting on the genitals of both parties, although the recipient of the anal sex is typically said to have gotten stung worse than the giver.

The act is not specific to pools, however, as a warm bath treated with a substantial amount of chlorine works just the same.
Missy said she wanted me to give her a chlorine stinger but once she started crying she made me stop and get her an ice pack.
by JoeyParty May 20, 2011
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Stanced up

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
by YeaMS September 10, 2016
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wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007
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finger stinger

a remnant of a joint of marijuana. After smoking a joint down to the end, to hold and smoke it would more than likely burn the smoker's fingers. Also known as a roach.
Dude: You don't have any roaches to smoke?

Dudette: Nah, they're all finger stingers.
by StopUsingAlltheGoodNames February 10, 2010
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dumb n*gga stance

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.
"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."
by RokkNinja December 20, 2016
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