Strainer

An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.

No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Shigraine

n: headache caused by stupidity, hate and ignorance

Leisa has a shigraine from politics and hypocrites.

Watching Fox News gives me a shigraine from Hell.

by StormyMuse March 1, 2011

Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.

by godknowswho February 18, 2009

salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.

Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer

by johnmillions February 8, 2014

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

strainer face

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.

Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.

by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006