steamcrunk

When one is so baked + wasted, that one turns to 1800's vernacular and technology. Symptoms may include piloting a steam-driven airship, driving a steam-carriage or calculating gunnery arithmetic on a Babbage difference engine.

"Good sir, I was steamcrunk to the point of drifting around corners in my steam gurney"

"I was so steamcrunk last night I didn't use a french-letter when I had that harlot"

by blackyak October 12, 2009

alabama steamroller

when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.

chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.

by marshmallow boy May 5, 2004

New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.

While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010

Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.

Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.

by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009

Steamcock

The act of a gay male running outdoors in the winter in the middle of sexual intercourse, exposing the erect penis to the elements long enough to achieve a colder temperature and running back at which point he inserts his cold erect penis into his male counterpart . As the penis steams during the cold weather exposure the acts is referred to as the "steamcock".

Wayne's favorite was when Mario would run outside in the snow in the middle of sex to comeback in to give him a cold hard steamcock.

by Tommy Hollfiller April 14, 2017

Dysfuntional Steamroller

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

by Maczofri January 21, 2011

steamrolla

A person in a relationship that doesnt care what the other says or thinks, a person who steamrolls there way over any input or thoughts of their partner

wow that guy really steamrolled his way over anything he had to say ,hes a real steamrolla! hey did your wife even give you a choice about the wedding or did she steamroll her way ,what a steamrolla!

by socalgoblin February 23, 2009