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stater bros

Grocery store owned by Jack Brown. The gayest place on earth. Don't ever work here because you will regret and hate it.
Bob: Hey I got hired at Stater Bros today!
Bill: Ahh, man you're fucked!
by +Bob O+ August 28, 2008
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United Stater

Anyone who is not a native of the United States of America.
The term "American" fails to accurately describe someone living in the USA, because "America" refers to all of North and South America, so unless you are refering to each and every person on these two continents, you can not use the term "American". When refering to someone who lives in the USA, they are called a United Stater. Click tater hater for more information.
"Wow, George Bush is such a United Stater! So am I! So is everyone who lives in the USA!"

United Staters are Americans, but Americans are not always United Staters.

There are over 300 million United Staters.
by Ikurasake Gerigenion September 19, 2007
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Occam's Taser

Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.
University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.
by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010
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Free Staters

The Free State Project (or FSP) is a group of individuals who make the decision to move to different areas around New Hampshire for "liberty in their lifetime" They come from all over the United States. Though they all desire personal freedom, they all have different means of reaching it. Their are Libertarians, Anarchists, Voluntaryists, Ron Paul Republicans, and the list goes on. Some prefer to not even have a label. Many try to change laws through protests, some through the courts systems. Others more blatantly, such as last year's 4:20 rallies. No one person shares the exact same opinions and/or goals, but they all respect one another and work towards their personal freedom.
I see those Free Staters all the time with their signs marching through the streets!
by LibertyInOurLifetime October 26, 2010
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red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).
Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.
by spot December 13, 2004
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two-stager

A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.
After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.
by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011
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Stazer

A jailhouse shank, usually in the form of a toothbrush with a sharp end, that also is equipped with a battery pack to allow for electrifying your opponent while shanking.
I am going to stazer you.
by Bumpkis Chavez April 9, 2010
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