Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

starfish salad

the act of licking someone in the starfish shaped poohole. Also known as salad tossing or analingus

After a long day of work, Bates was greeted by a lovely starfish salad from his buddy Gage.

by Drty Dee October 16, 2010

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.

You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.

by Anakior July 10, 2017

Swollen Starfish

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016