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human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.
While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.
by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008
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Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.
"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."
by Kentoonist September 20, 2012
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San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.
Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.
by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013
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Sandcest

A word used to describe a pairing/threesome between a combination of the characters commonly referred to as the "Sand siblings" in the manga/anime series Naruto. There are three sand siblings, Temari, Kankurou and Gaara.
I was reading a really great sandcest fanfic yesterday- they paired Kankurou and Gaara.
Have you seen that Temari/Kankurou/Gaara picture? That's some hot sandcest!
by xHolx February 26, 2008
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sandcastled

When a guy dips his member in the sand and sticks it up anothers butthole.
Dude I woke up at the beach with sand in my butthole; I am pretty sure that dude I hooked up with last night sandcastled me.
by Dirty Sanchex 44 May 26, 2010
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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
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Standish, Maine

A hick town where no one seems to be happy...ever.
Hey, did your hear about that kid in Standish, Maine?
Yeah, what happened to him?
He died alone.
by Paigethesailor May 20, 2011
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