Stalkafacebookatism

when a random guy/girl comments on a photo/status of you with in a creeper like fashion.

Random Guy/Girl: That shirt makes you look sexy, and i love the picture on your wall behind you.

You: I DONT KNOW YOU

Friend: that is a classic case of Stalkafacebookatism.

by sayitandmeanit September 4, 2012

Stalkaphile

A Stalker who follows young children. Combination of stalker and pedophile.

Young Girl: That man is following me!

Adult: mm. He must be a stalkaphile.

by nutshak March 15, 2009

stalkable

someone sexy or interesting that looks good enough for you to follow and take creepy pictures of

"He's so stalkable I could just rub him in chicken grease and follow his greasy scent everywhere."

by adiieee August 2, 2009

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

stalkative

talkative folks become stalkative in the social networking era

- Your girlfriend is pretty stalkative. She must've been memorising my facebook page, because she complimented me on my specific tastes.


- Show me pics of the girl you hooked up with last night.
- Sorry, I don't have any and I'm not in a stalkative mood today.

by scornflake January 13, 2009

Stalka Vu

/Stālk•ä ˈvo͞o/

noun

a feeling of having already stalked a persons Instagram before.

"I am sure I know this girl, she looks familiar, her house her friends!! Oh it must be a stalka vu"

by YazDXB October 19, 2014

Stalkaliscious

The act of chronic stalking i.e. by telephone, by facebook, myspace, or even the drive by at the home or workplace when uninvited. To never leave a person alone and not take a hint the person dont want you!

Person 1: Damn girl! Why your inbox full? 50 missed private calls? Who the hell knocking at the door?!

Person 2: Girl, cuz Im soooo stalkaliscious

by Miss Molly P Pimpin February 3, 2010