Stalkabator

One who masturbates while stalking someone

1. Did u hear about that guy that got caught masturbating while following a school bus with his niece on it?.. They're calling him.."The Stalkabator"

2. its simple as this; your over weight, so your a long belly you fiddle with your wee wee during fights with your girl, so your a argubator and u drive behind hookers n jerk it in the shadows, so ur a stalkabator

Stalkabator by Dreda Dre June 19, 2011

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stalkenator

person that follows you in wow, facebook, twitter, gmail, halo, counter strike, practically anywhere just to get your attention, uses your friends names and hacks their accounts to talk to you, applys where you work, just to see you, and sometimes pretends to be you, really creepy stuff right out of a horror movie!

john doe "heard that hes been trying to get her attention since vanilla dude?"

jane doe "yup, hes something out of a bmovie, what a stalkenator!, stalker for life!"

stalkenator by cayle April 2, 2013

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Stalkabator • stalkenator

stalkenator

Someone who no matter how many times you tell them he/she will not get the hint. The ultimate stalker.

Anthony Sardinas is the STALKENATOR!

stalkenator by The Best Period!!! March 30, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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