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Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium
by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022
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stalinize

When someone in management sees people that are smarter or more popular than them as a threat and"purges" them. either from that deparment or the company.
The new boss took over at the begining of the month, and Alan and Christy were "stalinized" by the end.
by ragnar's vw January 14, 2010
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Stalinium

Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.
“Stalinium is a strong yet light aloy.”
by Legally Skilled December 3, 2020
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stalinist

1. Someone who thinks they have all the answers.
2. Someone who tells you do what they say, but not what they do.
3. People who think that they should be able to tell everyone else how to live.
4. Someone who would be happy to KILL you if you disagree with them.
SEE: Hilary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Any News Anchor from ABC,CBS, NBC, CNN, BBC, CBC, et al
Hilary will institute the Gulag system in America if she is elected, just like her Stalinist Hero's
by tightasafishesass April 30, 2006
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Stalinist purges

The final evolutionary form, i.e. the final evolutionary stage, of modern American cancel culture
When you don't want to live under Stalin or the Stalinist purges, please read George Orwell's 1984 or Martin Niemoëller's When they came for the communists
by Sexydimma April 2, 2021
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Stalitious

When someone is being a prick and asshole at the same time.
John has been stalitious lately.
by Prickier freind 69 March 15, 2016
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Stalinification

The likeliness and/or tendency for a hierarchical system to lean towards tyranny.
Mao used stalinification to control Communist China.
by Contrastive-Expression November 8, 2018
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