stoneface

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.

Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.

by DoubleD February 28, 2005

spadeface

A spadeface refers to a person with severe facial disfigurement, usually describing one with a face sculpted like a spade. Often a spadeface also has an extremely evident receding hairline.

"OMG, look, it's Mr. Waldock! What a spadeface!"

by shurikken February 19, 2008

spadeface

A person whose facial appearance seems to have been sculpted by a shovel.
An insult to the ugly or the facially deformed.
A steriotypical miner or used to describe somebody who has a dirty face, like coal.

Your mom's got a spadeface.
Hey spadeface, when did you last wash?

by SpadeFace November 2, 2004

shamefaced

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

Spadefaced

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade

you were soooo Spadefaced last night

by Notorious 2K10 August 23, 2010

spaceface

The face made by scene girls when they are taking pictures of themselves from odd angles. Spaceface pictures commonly include at least two of the following elements: emo bangs, pouty lips, and peace signs. Often seen as profile pictures on popular social networking sites such as Myspace and Facebook.

Scene Girl 1: I like your profile picture. Your spaceface looks really scene. Dinosaurs.
xxSceneGirlx2: Thanks. I know I look totally hxc.

by xxCUTMYSELFxxLESSTHAN3x December 29, 2010

Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013