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Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.
Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.
by Cfame March 30, 2013
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Staingerous

Someone who is in danger of staining you, or causing you to stain yourself.
Get that gross guy away from he, he's so staingerous.
by Cliodhna7 January 9, 2011
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South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.
John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006
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A Stainer

This is when you finish masterbating or oral sex and the cum get all over ur bed sheets and clothes.
Dude! we accidently did a stainer all over my carpet!
by SICK BILLY December 26, 2005
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Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick
Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year
by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014
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three-stager

Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
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