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stab wound fuck

(verb) - When you stab someone, and then fuck the wound until you jiz inside of the subject. Then you would sew the wound back up, using clean sutures.

The subject in question, the stab-wound-fuckee, would still be the same person and live out a normal life, but they would just have your jiz inside them.
I am so pissed, I am going to stab wound fuck you and the blood will be used for lubrication. While you are a piece of shit, you will still be the same person, you will just have my jiz inside you.

I am going to stab wound fuck that dirty coon.
by Sambo Snowman September 21, 2011
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hobo stab fest

the widely recognized and known event in which many hobos get together under a bridge and have knife fights. hoobobs and snoobobs participate in these
o shit son! its a hobo stab fest pull over!
by Gusto March 23, 2005
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stab

To take a knife, and poke something with it until they stop moving.
Woah, did you see him stab that guy? What a mess.
by Uller July 5, 2005
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pickle stab

Hockey term describing when the offensive player pokes at the puck while it is resting between or around the goalie's legs.
Sidney Crosby pickle stabbed at the puck until it finally squeeked through the goalie's legs.
by MentalEdge April 17, 2007
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Gypo Stab

An act of violence that can only be preformed by a gypo .

Like a regular stab but is preformed at such an angle that it conceals the stab from any passing police (who would probably not dare get involved anyway).

A Gypo Stab can only be preformed with certain 'weapons'. Such as: a small lock/pen knife, a stick (sharpened by the pen knife which has been left in the caravan), a piece of scrap metal, or a fork.

More often than not the stab wound is not life threatening but is usually followed by a 'kicking in' or getting attacked by illegaly bred dogs.
Tom 'bumped into a gypo last night, he shouted abuse at me'

Dick 'you were lucky, im supprised he didn't gypo stab you'

Harry 'might have forgotten his fork'
by yoyoninjaboy June 16, 2007
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Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.
I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.
by Jared May 25, 2004
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vagina stab

When a dog greets a female visitor by shoving his nose in the crotch area.
My dog just committed vagina stab on my guest.
by the allioop March 6, 2015
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