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Kick start fart

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it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets
i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart
by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010
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Jump Start

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While engaged in coitus with a significant other

The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.

See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:

the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra

Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"

(A cattle prod)

Or "The Old-School Jump Start"

(A car battery)
"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".

"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"
by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017
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sprinkler starter

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A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
by brooskitooski January 29, 2018
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saetia

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A true screamo band, now broken up. Produced SAY-SHA.
If you liked Saetia check out Hot Cross formed by some of the guys from Saetia
by vison August 5, 2007
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When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.

Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!

Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.
by Macgyverman1233 January 7, 2014
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Mr. T starter kit

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When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.
Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
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Saetia

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One of the most influential hardcore screamo bands of all time, Saetia played music that was true to their screamo genre unlike the crap that claims to be in that genre today like Hawthorne Heights.

Saetia formed in February 1997 and broke up in October 1999. They released various splits and all their songs are complied onto a discogrphy that can be bought off of Level Plane Records called A Retrospective.

The band members of Saetia have moved on to new bands such as: Interpol, Hot Cross, Off Minor, and the Fiction(now broken up also)
Saetia is my favorite screamo band of all time; I wish I knew about them earlier so I could have see them live.
by Dang Cheng May 27, 2006
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