bitch, swerve

1. When you're telling a bitch to change lanes, or get off the road. i.e. when she's out of line, and/or plain ass wrong.

2. Telling a bitch to change the subject.

3. When there's shit in the road, and you're telling the bitch to avoid the shit.

1. Bitch: Eat my nasty cunt.

Me: Bitch, swerve.

2. Bitch: Where were you last night/What's her name?

Me: Bitch, swerve.

3. *bitch is driving down the road, there's shit in the road*

Me: BITCH, SWERVE!

by Bigand thicke February 18, 2014

swerve and perv

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.

"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"

by Kractoes December 2, 2013

Blackberry Swerve

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.

As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.

by intelligent driver May 6, 2010

moon swerve

When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.

Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.

by moonswerve July 2, 2014

swervert

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

swerve on

To get your swerve on means you want to get into doing or enjoying something like going out for a good time.

Come on, I feel like getting my swerve on and doing some partying.

by sevenhn January 9, 2006