Squaglez

A line that is located on my great grandpas second big toe that grew to the size of my brothers fetus and consumed my uncle Tim. This diseased line is captivating lives, and was created by peppa (thedore) pig.

Peppa, are you causing the squaglez to grow on my grandpas toe?

by YourMomsPole February 7, 2020

slurgle

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

by lolbopxd November 14, 2022

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

Surgleyfonk

One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works in which he described, in minute detail, the design for a time travel machine. Late in the 20th century, these journals were sold to Microsoft Corporation in order the fund ongoing anthropological quests for the Holy Grail by a private historian, based somewhere in the former USSR. It is believed that the forthcoming Windows release, Longhorn, will contain time travel capabilities which are currently under development at Microsoft's Redmond HQ, under the project name "Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET".

Have you got Service Pack 2 for Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET yet? It's important; it corrects a potentially harmful exploit in SPACETIMECONTINUUM.dll.

by pickles March 10, 2005

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

squirgle

A sound a cat makes that is a mixture of purring and a meow.

After my cat uses the litterbox she squirgles and then runs around the room real fast.

by cogsmos April 4, 2013

squigled

When something unknowingly locates itself into a situation/place.

You just squigled ur way into the event horizon!

by Jesusbag August 8, 2014