Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.

Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.

by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015

squisheasy

When something is easy to squish, or squishable, it is considered "squisheasy".

Me: "Would you like some Jello?"
Joe: "Jello? No thanks. It's too squisheasy for me."

by 1st Lady Pinner December 18, 2009

squishiel

Only a half a thimble worth of liquid left in a container.

Why did you only leave a squishiel of milk in the fridge, instead of throwing the jug away?

by Dekere Volknoss September 3, 2014

squishlord

someone who you really wanna squish. Is a god a squishing, hugging and overall a very lit person. <4

Oh her? She is a real squishlord dude.

by $bacon June 14, 2018

squither

Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.

"Yo that purp drank got me squithering";
"that shit was rather squither inducing";
"sorry babe i cant get it up im feeling quite squithered"
"those pills and beers has got me rather squithered!"

by zestone March 25, 2008