Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

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squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

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squashbuckle

Often times the aftermath of a good canoodle session. Also known as: charming the one-eyed snake, romancing one's ovaries, etc.

Hey Daddy, Mommy likey when we squashbuckle.

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dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.

1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".

by lpaper June 14, 2010

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