squishable

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.

I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.

by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squige

a creamy yet explosive dump blasted onto the floor

yo rae'eesha come take a look at this enormous squige i unleashed onto tyrones pillow!

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010