Squirtigo

To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.

This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.

by Super soaker July 19, 2013

Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

Squirting Squid

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 25, 2020

Squirtial

Squirtial is the girl version of a facial. The female genitalia sprays moistness on the face of a male or female receiver (preferably male).

Oh mang, my gf gave me a squirtial last night and it was liek totally awesome but kinda weird in a very disturbing but sexy way.

by Sconedaddy January 18, 2009

Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007