squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008

Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!

Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!

by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010

Squirrely

Some one who is shady/crazy. Someone that can play there cards right and use people to get what they want with no remorse like a scavenger.

That guy is so squirrely he beat up that guy but lied to the cops to get out of it.

by Huhmybadimhigh January 5, 2018

getting squirrely

the act of engaging in awesome shit.

We're getting squirrely right now. What are you doing?

by i'm the squirrel January 11, 2012

Squirrely

When a person possess such attributes as being weird, rat-like, or douche bag esque.

Wow, Mel and Jaq are quite squirrely!

by king dirty sanchezz February 21, 2009