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Squirtle

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
by XenonNe May 8, 2013
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Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.
1.Squirtle Squad was not defined then noted so on MLIA, here i am making it happen for the world! Your Welcome

2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!
by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009
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Squirtle Squirt

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015
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squircle

a square with round corners/ a circle with 4 sides
"my keyboard is shaped like a squircle"
by Geoffrey Erickson December 28, 2005
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squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.
Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.
by BlueKlein May 3, 2021
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
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by da massy man September 10, 2020
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squircle

A square combined with a circle. Its really fun to scream it at people over xbox live
It's not a square its a SQUIRCLE!!!!
by Iggy2972 November 6, 2009
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