squirmatron

A baby or child who does not stop moving when you holding them or when you set them next to you.

The squirmatron wiggled his way out of his mother's arms.

by Solid State Brain October 22, 2013

Squirmalgia

When you remember something from the past that makes you feel so awkward that you show physical discomfort.

"Are you alright? You look like you're in pain."
"Yeah, just a bit of squirmalgia. I remembered that time grandma got drunk and twerked at a wedding."

by Teddyhands November 14, 2014

squirge

The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.

I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.

by TotallyAPerson December 7, 2016

Squiblage

A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.

"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.

by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019

squirtalert

When you alert that you’re about to squirt

“Bro Im givin u a squirtalert.”

by PickleToes101 July 22, 2022

squirmandle

Rhetorical obfuscation in the form of half truths and intentional deflections.

Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and OJ Simpson were all attempting to squirmandle out of any direct admissions or forthright responses in their interviews this last weekend. Oh my God turn on CNN, OJ just died! Call my mom and tell her to cancel her checks to him from her girl’s weekend at the Tropicana.

by Mondavi July 11, 2024

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008