Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

Squinty-eyes

The look you give somthing/someone when you want them to work right or do somthing

Commander Shepard solves all his problems with the delibrate use of squinty-eyes

by Cooperfdv June 15, 2010

Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

Squinty

When people look at clocks and have to squint.

Only a squinty can't tell time!

by Brendan & Westley January 22, 2008

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

squinty clint

When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.

I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.

by craig_s August 10, 2014

The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010