Squinch

To squint while constipated.

I had to squinch to read the sign.

by Moosecoop December 14, 2014

Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016

Squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To lovingly squish.
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way, out of love for the squinched one. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.

Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression".

"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.

by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022

squinching

When you squint so hard your pussy farts

Oh man, Heather was squinching so hard trying to read that her pussy lips started to flap

by Self-five October 23, 2013

Squinch

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009

squinched

action required to fit something into a space that is slightly too small

I squinched my Juice Box into my lunch box.

by Gardner9876 February 24, 2013

Squinch

When a person needs to scratch themselves but they have no nails, and so they instead use their fingers to squeeze, pinch, and smear the itchy area on their body.

"Jacob's balls itched, but since Jacob had no nails to scratch them he had to squinch them instead."

by Thetipsycow March 19, 2018