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Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
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Squidgyboon

That guy's got squidgyboons.
by creedmaestro April 12, 2012
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squidgylicious

having to sleep on the wet patch after sexy time
"did you sleep ok?.....yes, the bed felt squidgylicious"
by ihaveabigbanana123 March 30, 2009
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squidgee

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!
by JOE August 21, 2003
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squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.
Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.
by <3 December 5, 2004
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powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010
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Squidgy

James Gilbey's pet name for Diana, Princess of Wales.
In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.
by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007
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