Squeeb

A square and a dweeb rolled into one. The lamest of the lame.

You see Steve over there doing his homework? What a squeeb!

by PopeOfTheInternet October 11, 2014

Squeeb

A fringe haircut with long bangs thrown to one side, short underneath and often shaved. It has been worn famously by the likes of Tony Hawk, Richie Hawtin and Phillip Oakey of the Human League. The term may have been popularized by 1980s skateboarding magazines such as Thrasher.

"Tony's squeeb haircut probably didn't help his standing amongst the hardcore crowd either." -from Bleacher Report's Best Old School Skateboarders of All Time article

by TaoEntropy July 6, 2011

squeebing

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009

Squeeb

A nerdy, teachers pet, the sort of person to remind the person about the homework. Very geeky

Miss you forgot the homework
Omg !! What a squeeb !!

by Yellow_wellies!! October 21, 2019

Squeeb

A squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. Calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.

Mr. Di Sano is a big squeeb and doesn't know what he is talking about.

by Chris D. E. March 27, 2009

Squeeb

To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.

Oh no! I dropped the cap to my pen! Aha! Got it! All tidy now! That's a really good squeeb!

by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020

Squeeb

A hairstyle popularized by Rock Band. Basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one's face, with the tips died a certain color. Sort of like a triple emover.

Guy: I want my rock band guy to have a squeeb!
Other guy: Why? The squeeb is gay!
Guy: No it isnt!
Other guy: I'm embarrassed to have you as my drummer.

by scary AND sexy October 4, 2008