Squashin'

To be so hairy and/or needing a shave, that you are like Sasquatch.

Crystal: "Are you going to let Tyrone go down on you tonight?"
Shaniquah: "Hell no, I haven't shaved. I'm squashin'."

by cutecourters December 5, 2012

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

squashify

(adverb) - To shorten a sentence or story in an instance

Class, may you please read the whole book and squashify it into a summary to present?

by thewordadder101 May 29, 2016

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017

Squashie

A derogatory name for someone who plays squash.
Particularly those who are loud, needy, and snide.

There were a couple people playing squash today and acting like true squashies.

by Gymgal June 9, 2021

Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else

Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.

by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022

squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.

“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”

by 600PoundStinkyButt June 6, 2023